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How do you tell your mom you know she’s a lesbian?

pettycrocker:

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cornysnake:

It’s been almost a year since I got Rowena so I thought I’d plop her in the delicup I bought her in to show how big she’s gotten. She used to only be long enough to barely coil around the inner edge. 

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smashbroslegacy:

Smash Bros. Legacy

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nostalgiaultra:

poutylilgirl:

nostalgiaultra:

poutylilgirl:

*casually rolls my eyes in ur direction*

*rolls your eyes back to you*

You’re gunna need these to see stuff.

shut thef uck up ihate you so much im going to pucnch you

[I’M BOSS OF THIS GYM]

In 1979, when the minimum wage was $2.90, a hard-working student with a minimum-wage job could earn enough in one day (8.44 hours) to pay for one academic credit hour. If a standard course load for one semester consisted of maybe 12 credit hours, the semester’s tuition could be covered by just over two weeks of full-time minimum wage work—or a month of part-time work. A summer spent scooping ice cream or flipping burgers could pay for an MSU education. The cost of an MSU credit hour has multiplied since 1979. So has the federal minimum wage. But today, it takes 60 hours of minimum-wage work to pay off a single credit hour, which was priced at $428.75 for the fall semester.

corific:

This ones for you Cherokee Jack

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rocksonmygrave:

janellacus:

jellysnack:

Australian cast of The Lion King sings on a plane.  Because actors are nerds no matter where they are.

Are tears what you wanted because that was fucking beautiful.

I LOVED THAT

Fuck theater kids

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Anonymous asked: I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU i have short hair n nice eyeliner pls d8 me thx

fortressofself:

will you s the d? will you put lotion on my back after i shower? will you provide me french fries all the time?

nosdrinker:

nosdrinker:

all 8 seasons of house are on Netflix streaming now everybody buckle up

this is not an April fools joke btw

Played Catan for the first time today so that’s cool.

alannanothing:

None of my summer clothes fit, and I have no money to go shopping. Gotta get creative.

Important purchases this weekend